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CitátyC for sinking, java for drinking, Smalltalk for thinkingDevět z deseti squeakerů radí: "Image je na nic, poslouchej žízeň!" "Smalltalk is dangerous. It is a drug. My advice to you would be don't try it; it could ruin your life." -- Andy Bower "Specifying an object, sending it a message, and getting back another object as the result are the only things that ever happen in Smalltalk code" -- Ted Kaehler/ Dave Patterson, A Taste of Smalltalk "God save the image". --Unknown Smalltalker. "There are only 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who dont." Linux is like a wigwam. No windows, no gates and an apache inside. -- Someone Java, the best argument for Smalltalk since C++. "Ale Squeak je jenom hračka." - "Ano, díky Bohu!" -- neznámý versus squeaker "Zdrojové kódy v souborech. Jak staromódní." -- Kent Beck "Dynamické typování umožnují programátorovi dělat správnou věc bez zkoušení přesvedčit kompilátor, že to je ta správná vec." -- David Buck "Dnešek je CAR od CDR tvého života." -- JXM "Jednoduchost! Jednoduchost! Jednoduchost" -- Henry David Thoreau Rene' Descartes (1596 - 1650): "To Think Is To Be" Freidrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900): "To Be Is To Do" Frank Sinatra (1915 - 1998): "Do be, do be, do" Smáli se Galileovi. Smáli se Koperníkovi. Smáli se Kolumbovi. Ale pamatuj, smáli se i klaunovi Bozo. "Isn't it just my luck. Some stranger says to me, "I LOVE YOU" and next thing I know, I've got this virus..." "Plus I remember being impressed with Ada because you could write an infinite loop without a faked up condition. The idea being that in Ada the typical infinite loop would normally be terminated by detonation." -- Larry Wall I believe that children are our future - nasty, brutish, and short. FOR SALE: Parachute, used once, never opened, slightly stained. The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. The day Microsoft will make something that doesn't suck is probably the day they'll start making vacuum cleaners It isn't a program, it's a 1000 patches flying in loose formation. Vetšinu peněz jsem utratil v exkluzivních restauracích, za rychlá auta a drahé ženy. Zbytek jsem rozfofroval. Simplicity can be marvellously powerful. -- Rahul Jindal (Tisya Microsystems) "The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony No. 9." --anonymous (?) Before C++ we had to code all of our bugs by hand; now we inherit them. I look up the word love in a workspace, and it tells me: "Sorry, love not found.." "Waiting for Java to become decent? I'm not holding my breath, I squeak." -- T. Kuehne "Never forget class struggle." -- Mao Ze-Dong "'squeak' 'squeak' said the little mouse while eating a java hog." -- Ian Trudel "Windows: bringing yesterday's technology one day closer to tomorrow!" -- Marlin Eller, Microsoft, 1984 Smalltalk _ nil. The best way to restore an image. The greatest programming project of all took six days; on the seventh day the programmer rested. "Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing." -- Dick Brandon "Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." -- Rich Cook "Claiming Java is easier than C++ is like saying that K2 is shorter than Everest." --Larry O'Brien (editor, Software Development) "C++ : an octopus made by nailing extra legs onto a dog" -- unknown Having the source code is the difference between buying a house and renting an apartment -- Behlendorf. Deliver yesterday, code today, think tomorrow. Life would be so much easier if we could just see the source code. I have heard the future, and it sounds a little Squeaky. "It wasn't as easy to get programs right as we had thought. " -- Wilkes, 1949 "A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God." -- Alan J. Perlis "Java programming is like teenage sex ....
Java is the most distressing thing to happen to computing since MS-DOS. -- Alan Kay Thirty years from now nobody will remember Java and everyone will remember Microsoft. -- Charles Simonyi Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in. -- Larry Wall If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution. -- Robert Sewell Anybody who thinks a little 9,000-line program [Java] that's distributed free and can be cloned by anyone is going to affect anything we do at Microsoft has his head screwed on wrong. -- Bill Gates Take a cup of coffee and add three drops of poison and what have you got? Microsoft J++. -- Scott McNealy Historically, languages designed for other people to use have been bad: Cobol, PL/I, Pascal, Ada, C++. The good languages have been those that were designed for their own creators: C, Perl, Smalltalk, Lisp. -- Paul Graham C treats you like a consenting adult. Pascal treats you like a naughty child. Ada treats you like a criminal. -- Bruce Powel Douglass Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk. -- Jan Steinman I have found that humans often use Smalltalk during awkward moments. -- Data If you're masochistic enough to program in ADA, we're not going to stop you. -- Matt Welsh Software is like sex: It's better when it's free. -- Linus Torvalds There are only two things wrong with C++: The initial concept and the implementation. -- Bertrand Meyer C++ is history repeated as tragedy. Java is history repeated as farce. -- Scott McKay I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. -- "Dr Who" Whenever the C++ language designers had two competing ideas as to how they should solve some problem, they said, "OK, we'll do them both". So the language is too baroque for my taste. -- Donald E Knuth Everyone knows that debugging is twice as hard as writing a program in the first place. So if you're as clever as you can be when you write it, how will you ever debug it? -- Brian Kernighan Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. -- Will Durant The future is here; it is just not very well distributed, yet. -- William Gibson I invented the term Object-Oriented, and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind. -- Alan Kay Odkaz na tuto stránku
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